Ommegang Duvel Rustica
— So you guys have seen my rants where I really, really want Ommegang to step up their game, do something totally un-Ommegang and completely out of the box for them, right? Well imagine the exact opposite of that and you have Duvel Rustica. Take a beer that is basically ancient in beer years right now, add everything I find boring about Ommegang to it and boom, you have Duvel Rustica. In case you are wondering, yes it tastes like Ommegang yeast raped a bottle of Duvel. I fell asleep halfway through the bottle. (Thanks for the bottle, Jon.)
Ommegang, install a fucking coolship, get a shit ton of barrels, and start a god damn brewery-only souring program. Thanks!