— While Thanksgiving Eve is touted as the biggest bar night of the year, let’s face it most of the time it’s a shit show amateur hour filled with the douchiest brofest that the Capital Region has to offer. In an effort to avoid that, the boys get together at Chez Fuj each year to drink some of the shittiest beers possible, eat Whole Loaf, and play the latest Call of Duty on three TVs against each other until 4-5 o’clock in the morning. It’s a hell of a good time and a tradition I hope we can keep up for years to come. The lineup for the night:

• Mountain Brew Beer Ice
• Bud Light & Clamato Chelada – one of the most disgusting things I have ever tasted. Ever.
• Four Loko Lemonade
• Four Loko Watermelon – we got these Four Lokos for our first Nerdfest back when they first banned them. So these are the original version with the high ABV and caffeine and everything. I generally break them out for Nerfest and a can or two at the Annual Man-Beer Olympics. Supplies are running desperately low. ISO:2010 Four Loko.
• Colt 45
• Arnold Palmer Hard Half & Half
• Molson Ice (40 oz)
• Big Bear
• Various Genny Vintage Bottles
• Miller High Life

And one last bonus beverage. Yes, I used a black and tan spoon to drip water over the sugar for Absinthe. Nothing wrong with that.