A Tale of Two Cheesesteaks

The selection of good cheesesteaks in the Capital Region is pretty thin. Sure, there a lot of “steak sandwiches”, but a “steak sandwich” is not the same thing as a cheesesteak. And let’s face it there are even a lot of cheesesteaks in the Capital Region trying to be actual cheesesteaks but fail miserably at that goal. Today, we’ll visit two opposite ends of the spectrum: one of the best, and one of the worst cheesesteaks in the area.

Before we get into that though, let’s talk about what makes a great cheesesteak. A cheesesteak is not complicated. It is comprised of a very few select ingredients: bun, steak, cheese and optionally very minimal toppings.

The bun must play a delicately balanced roll role of being hearty enough to withstand the grease (no one likes a cheesesteak blowout) while also not getting in the way of the meat and cheese. The bun should have a slight crisp to the outside while the interior provides a soft pillow for your meat to reside.

The meat needs to be a cheaper cut, ensuring a decent amount of fat without being too gristly or needing to supplement frying on the grill with too much added oil. And there should be ample amounts of meat, too. Enough so that the ends of the bread aren’t bare and when the sandwich is folded over the meat starts peaking out the top of the bun. And overstuffed bun is fine with me, too, but at least a fully covered bread is key here. This shouldn’t really need to be said, but there’s no such thing as a chicken philly cheesesteak as that’s just a chicken sandwich, and a roast pork sandwich is a totally different animal altogether.

Lastly, and this is a big one, is the cheese. A lot of people stick their nose up at Cheez Whiz stating that it isn’t “real” cheese and that it is solely for tourists on a Philly Cheesesteak. Many of these purists opt for provolone on their cheesesteaks. These folks would be wrong. Yes, there are plenty of Cheez Whiz knock offs that are absolutely wretched, but the real deal stuff from Kraft provides just the right gooey and oozy texture coupled with a salty, tangy taste that just fits so perfectly with the cheesesteak. Plus its viscosity at high temps allows for proper dispersion of the sauce to provide the best coverage of cheese in each bite.

As for toppings, well, really… you don’t need any toppings. Sure a small portion of sautéed onions and peppers may find their way onto your cheesesteak (which is fine as long as they are fresh and aren’t that shit from a can Sysco tries to pass off as peppers) but beyond that the toppings shouldn’t detract from the star of the show: the meat and cheese. Mushrooms are gross, spaghetti sauce should be reserved for pasta and anything beyond that is just getting too fancy.

So now that you know what my criteria for the perfect cheesesteak is, let’s visit a couple of the cheesesteaks we have in the area.

The first one comes from Morrette’s King Steak House, a place we visited in an act of desperation as we could not hit up Tony Luke’s on our drive home from Florida this year and we were seriously jonesing’ for a cheesesteak. Other options included Philly’s Bar and Grill or Pepper Jack’s, but Pepper Jack’s uses the aforementioned “shit” knock off Cheez Whiz and I wanted to make a stop out to the The Bier Abbey to visit two of my favorite bartenders Todd and April, so Morrette’s it was.

Morrette’s has a bit of history and is somewhat famous for its cheesesteak. It’s been around for ages and has has even been featured on the Travel Channel’s Food Paradise,  although for the life of me I cannot find the episode it was featured in, so maybe that footage was cut. I really wanted to like this place.

Sadly, this was not in the cards for us. First off, there’s nothing on the menu for you to get a real cheesesteak. The default version at Morrette’s comes with red sauce which, as we discussed before doesn’t beelong anywhere god damn near a cheesesteak. The beef is steamed. Or at least, doesn’t touch the griddle before it hits your bun. This is sacrilege. The beef slices sit in a tub on a steam table for who the hell knows long and arrives on your bun warmish at best. The onions were fine, but again the peppers are that unacceptable canned shit. Unlike the beef, the veggies did find their way to the grill but were not allowed to touch each other, and certainly were not mixed in with the beef. There was a massive layer of beef, followed by a layer of onions, then a layer of fake peppers topped with way, way too much cheese goop. It wasn’t pretty.

I proceeded to mix up the steak, veggies and cheese, then eat a bit of the mixture so I could potentially close and then pick up the cheesesteak. This did not prove to be fruitful as there was an immediate bun blowout (I have a feeling the bun was steamed as well but I can’t be 100% sure of this). No cheesesteak should have to be eaten with a fork and knife. Ever. Still, I powered through it and ate about half the bun, and just over half of the filler and I was done. The meat was lifeless. The veggies were gross. The cheese just wasn’t right. This just wasn’t a good cheesesteak at all. I can’t recommend Morrette’s to anyone, honestly, and I’ll never be back again. It was that bad.

I have shied away from Philly’s Bar and Grill for a while now after a ridiculous experience there where some 60 something year old Karaoke DJ crooned it to the oldies during a farewell get together we held there for a friend who was being deployed. We were there for drinks and the tap selection is rather boring and some of the crowd that night was a little on the trashier side than my comfort zone generally allows.

On a rare lunch where I was up in the Colonie/Latham area for work, once again I felt the urge for a cheesesteak. I decided to look beyond my past judgement of Philly’s and get the beauty you see pictured above (excuse the Instagram pic, it’s all I got). This is the polar opposite of the cheesesteak from Morrette’s. I ordered double meat which even still gives you about an inch of empty bun on each end, but you have enough meat here to spread around for the perfect bun to meat ratio. Otherwise you get this barren desert of a bun like Daniel B’s posted on AOA, which honestly has too much bread and is pretty inexcusable for a cheesesteak.

Luckily mine was done right. There was no bun blowout. There were freshly sautéed veggies. The cheese didn’t taste like gross although I could have used just a tad more of the orange stuff. And the meat had a ton of flavor, had been recently crisped up on a griddle, and only could have benefitted from being chopped up just a smidge more. This is everything I could have asked for in an Upstate New York cheesesteak and one I can highly recommend.

So there you have it, two different takes on the cheesesteak in the Capital Region. One god awful and the other a complete home run. Was Philly’s cheesesteak as good as the original Philly cheesesteak it strives to be? Well, no that would be impossible until Philly’s has been around for decades and is located under an interstate overpass in an extremely sketchy neighborhood where you order from a side window of a shack with 1950s neon on it. Getting a Philly cheesesteak is as much about the experience and the ambience as it is the cheesesteak itself. But for those times when I don’t want to drive the four hours down to Philadelphia, the cheesesteak at Philly’s Bar and Grill will certainly make do, and is the best I’ve found in the Capital Region.

2 thoughts on “A Tale of Two Cheesesteaks

  1. I too once had high hopes for Morrette’s. But you are totally right. It’s an atrocity. Surely things didn’t always work this way at Schenectady’s King of Steaks. Maybe someone will turn it around.

    Glad to see we are in agreement on Philly’s being the best in the region. But I have to insist that there are some cheesesteaks that work better with provolone than with whiz. Most notably is the one at Jim’s on South Street. Their meat is fresh sliced and a fair bit more tender and less greasy that its cousins. And in these specimens, provolone helps to accentuate the meat, where the whiz tends to smother it.

    One thing that didn’t really get captured in the AOA piece is that despite the meager dispersion of meat on the sandwich, when it was folded up, and the crumb of the Amoroso roll coalesced under the grease and cheese, the ratio of crisp exterior bun to filling was within acceptable parameters. I was worried when it arrived, gazing onto all of that uncovered bread. But in the end, I found it to be satisfying.

    My criteria don’t require end to end meat. But I totally respect yours. And on that point we’ll agree to disagree.

  2. ” … some 60 something year old Karaoke DJ crooned it to the oldies during a farewell get together …” Sounds like Al Bruno.

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